Privacy Policy

We collect nothing. No accounts. No cookies. No analytics. No tracking. Your calculator inputs never leave your browser. That's it. That's the whole policy. But if you want the full version, keep reading.

What We Collect

Nothing. Literally nothing.

WTF Is This Budget is a collection of free calculators that run entirely in your browser. The numbers you enter are processed by JavaScript on your device. They are never sent to our server, never stored in a database, and never transmitted anywhere.

There are no accounts to create, no emails to enter, no forms to fill out. You open the page, use the calculator, and leave. We never know you were here.

What We Don't Collect

This is the fun part. Here's everything we deliberately don't do:

• ✗ No analytics scripts. Zero. None. Not Google Analytics, not Mixpanel, not Amplitude, not Hotjar, not Segment. Nothing.
• ✗ No tracking pixels. No Facebook Pixel, no LinkedIn Insight Tag, no TikTok pixel.
• ✗ No cookies. Not even a session cookie. Calculators don't need them.
• ✗ No fingerprinting. We don't collect your screen resolution, browser plugins, fonts, or any other way to identify you.
• ✗ No location tracking. We don't know where you are and we don't care.
• ✗ No accounts, no passwords, no emails. There's nothing to sign up for.
• ✗ No selling data. We have no data to sell. Problem solved.

Don't believe us? View the page source. We'll wait.

Third Parties

The site is delivered through Cloudflare for DNS and CDN. This is standard web infrastructure — Cloudflare routes your request to our server and delivers the page. As part of this, Cloudflare may process standard connection metadata (your IP address, request headers) subject to their own privacy policy.

That's the complete list. No ad networks. No data brokers. No payment processors (it's free). No bank connections. No "partners."

Security

The site is served over HTTPS, so your connection is encrypted in transit. Since we don't collect or store any data, there's nothing to breach. It's the most secure data model possible: having no data at all.

Data Retention

We retain nothing because we collect nothing. Your calculator inputs exist only in your browser's memory while you're using the page. Close the tab and they're gone. We couldn't recover them even if we wanted to.

Children's Privacy

Since we collect no personal information from anyone, there's nothing special to say about children. Anyone can use a calculator. If a kid wants to figure out how much their Robux habit costs per year, more power to them.

Changes to This Policy

If we change this policy, we'll update the "Last updated" date at the top. Since we don't have your email (or any way to contact you), checking this page is how you stay informed. But honestly, the policy is "we collect nothing" and that's unlikely to change.

Contact

Got questions about your privacy? Just want to tell us we're doing something right for once?

Reach us through our contact form

We respond quickly because we actually care about this stuff.